December 2011
1 post
November 2011
3 posts
1 tag
The things I am sending are completely...
That’s what happens when you mix NyQuil with Sparks.
October 2011
1 post
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September 2011
1 post
4 tags
July 2011
4 posts
I just learned that lady dogs have periods too....
May 2011
2 posts
The audio on the laptop froze.
Now it’s repeating, “Jap, jap, jap, jap, jap….”
April 2011
3 posts
1 tag
I went from watching Ghost World to The Island
specifically for Scarlett Johansson reasons, only to find myself there because of Steve Buscemi.
March 2011
1 post
1 tag
January 2011
2 posts
2 tags
2 tags
December 2010
2 posts
There's only 15 more minutes left of Christmas Eve...
:-\
2 tags
Drunk sexts are inevitable.
October 2010
2 posts
Christina Ricci is in Broadway!
Too bad I’m never going to see it.
Mustang Halle: Don’t you hate it when you are... →
mustanghalle:
Don’t you hate it when you are ordering some delicious tortellini from the cafeteria at work, and the woman next to you looks at your food out of the corner of her eye, and when the cafeteria worker asks her if she wants some pasta too and she looks at your plate and says, “O no, it’s so HEAVY”…
September 2010
3 posts
Gogol Bordello’s “Immigraniada (We...
“All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my woohoo.”
– Christina Aguilera
Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care
July 2010
4 posts
If I'm not the one with a dick, and I'm not the...
xannon:
JUST SAYIN’.
My hummus went missing.
I have absoluely no idea where it went. It looks like this,
and it needs to be refrigerated as soon as possible.
So...
guess what? I have atychiphobia.
June 2010
2 posts
Imogen Heap’s “Goodnight and Go”
May 2010
1 post
I need a second job.
There’s promise of getting much overtime this and next month due to a coworker’s leave, but getting an extra $30-50 per week just isn’t worth the customer complaints I will be receiving due to my exhaustion. Aaron suggests working the night shift together at Chanello’s Pizza where I prep and he delivers. I love working with food, so I’m completely down for this...
April 2010
3 posts
There's too much shit in this house.
I’m Goodwilling everything.
I'm about 75% sure that Aaron is saving up for a...
Cristen knows something is going down. She’s too bad of a liar to fake anything.
I have an essay that’s two days past its due date, and I’m still pretty positive that I’ll get at least a B on it even though I don’t plan on turning it in until Monday/Tuesday. How is this possible? I emailed my teacher a blank document. When she opens it, she’ll think it’s some kind of error and will email me back in confusion. I’ll apologize and send...
March 2010
2 posts
1 tag
http://www.zefrank.com/youngmenowme/ →
Adorable website featuring pictures of a young version and present version of various people
February 2010
2 posts
14852.) I masturbate to Chunk from the Goonies....
(via blogsecret)
5 Tips to Staying Thin as an Alcoholic
rising:
Being drunk is really fun. Being thin is even better. Is it possible to have it all? Can you still drink 4 nights a week without looking like Precious?
I’m here to tell you that yes, you can have it all.
1. Don’t eat dinner before you drink. Not only will you skip out on all of those calories from dinner, but you’ll get drunk faster! This means you’ll consume fewer liquid calories as...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
I JUST enrolled in a few classes. :-D
I’m excited about being back in school. Let’s just hope nothing else tries to prevent me from going (like last semester).
November 2009
3 posts
Thursday the 12th turned out to be a better day than it should have been.
I’m almost drunk enough to buy Aaron the Xbox 360 Elite. It’s too bad the Halo/Fable version is sold out. No other gaming bundle sounds as awesome/worth $299.99.
October 2009
6 posts
Today I found out that my mother is willing to pay my brother $10 to read. He’s still hasn’t finished one book since they’ve made that agreement.
I absolutely hate being the type of girl who waits for her boyfriend to call. I try to keep myself busy in attempt to keep my mind off of my worries/obsession, but it’s impossible.
Hit me with a hammer.
“Why in the world would you want to describe yourself as a milkshake?”
– -AD. (In response to a personalized license plate donning the words, “IM-THICK”) (via lind-dixon)
Fun fact: About an hour ago, that yellow car was in front of me at the McDonald’s drive-thru. Andrea, a McDonalds manager, is the “proud” owner of it.
Who goes to eat at the same...
The Thermals’ “A Pillar of Salt”